Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry 500mg UK — The Stoniest Gummies You’ll Ever Eat
If you are looking to buy the best tasting, extra strength cannabis candy UK has available, the Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry 500mg UK is the one. Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry combine our two favourite things — weed and candy — to deliver you a wonderful high. Bringing you your favourite flavours, these mouthwatering strawberry dummies are infused with high quality cannabis.
Made with 99.98% solvent-free THC distillate — each gummy is made with extra cannabis ingredients to give you extra pain relief strength. 500mg total in each bag — 5 gummies per bag, 100mg per gummy. First they’re sour, then they’re sweet — then you’re stoned. You can expect a long lasting medical effect from these gummies.
Browse our full THC Gummies UK collection for more options.
The Best Tasting Stoner Patch Flavour — Rich Sweet Strawberry
In taste tests, the Strawberry flavour stood out among all Stoner Patch Dummies flavours — masking the THC taste with a burst of fruity sweetness better than any other flavour in the range. The strawberry flavour is rich, fruity, and naturally sweet — providing a refreshing and enjoyable treat that masks the taste of cannabis from the first bite to the last effect.
So yummy tasting and the perfect chill out treat — really like these ones, definitely a good purchase. The Strawberry is consistently described as the most universally appealing and best-tasting Stoner Patch Dummies flavour — the go-to choice for users who want premium flavour alongside serious potency.
99.98% Solvent-Free THC Distillate — Extra Strength
Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry are made with 500mg 99.98% solvent-free THC distillate — 5 pieces, 100mg each. Each gummy is made with extra cannabis ingredients to give you extra pain relief strength — a genuinely medical-grade potency that makes the Strawberry the strongest and most therapeutically focused flavour in the Stoner Patch Dummies range.
Made with premium quality cannabis — 94% solvent-free THC distillate and 99% CBD isolate — ensuring the cleanest, most reliable, and most therapeutically effective experience in the entire Stoner Patch lineup.
Long-Lasting Medical Effect — Sour, Sweet, Then Stoned
First they’re sour, then they’re sweet — then you’re stoned! You can expect a long-lasting medical effect from these gummies — whether you’re looking to relax, unwind, or enhance your mood, Stoner Patch Strawberry delivers a euphoric high that can help elevate creativity and provide soothing relaxation.
Many users report that these gummies help with stress relief, sleep, and relaxation due to their strong body-high effect. The onset time is usually 30-90 minutes depending on metabolism and whether you’ve eaten — with a long-lasting high that sustains for several hours after the full effects kick in.
Key Features of the Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry 500mg UK
- 500mg total THC — 100mg per gummy, 5 gummies per pack
- 99.98% solvent-free THC distillate — 94% THC distillate + 99% CBD isolate
- Extra cannabis ingredients — extra strength pain relief
- Rich sweet strawberry flavour — best at masking THC taste in the range
- Sour, sweet, then stoned — long-lasting medical effect
- Stress relief, sleep, relaxation — therapeutic as well as recreational
- The best tasting Stoner Patch — stood out in taste tests
The Full Stoner Patch Dummies Range — Where Strawberry Sits
We stock four Stoner Patch Dummies flavours — all at 500mg total, 100mg per gummy, 5 pack:
| Flavour | Effect Profile | Standout Quality |
|---|---|---|
| Strawberry (this product) | Euphoric, relaxing, pain relief | Best tasting — fruity sweet, extra strength |
| Grape | Euphoric, uplifting, creative | Rich sweet juicy grape |
| Cherry | Deep relaxation, mood boost | Bold tangy sour cherry |
| Blueberry | Well-balanced mellow chill | Fresh sweet blueberry |
Choose Strawberry if — you want the best tasting, extra strength, most therapeutically focused Stoner Patch Dummies flavour.
Dosage Guidance
| Experience Level | Recommended Dose | Wait Time |
|---|---|---|
| First time | ¼ to ½ gummy (25-50mg) | 90 minutes minimum |
| Experienced | 1 gummy (100mg) | 60-90 minutes |
| High Tolerance | 2+ gummies | 60 minutes |
First-time users start with half of one candy — wait 90 minutes for full effect before deciding to increase the dosage. Not suitable for beginners.
Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry vs Other Products in Our Range
For the other Stoner Patch Dummies flavours in the same 500mg format, our Stoner Patch Dummies Grape 500mg UK, Stoner Patch Dummies Cherry 500mg UK, and Stoner Patch Dummies Blueberry 500mg UK deliver the same format in different flavours and effect profiles.
For maximum potency at 200mg per gummy, our FKEM Blueberry Blizzard Cannabis Gummies UK delivers 2,000mg total THC.
For a sweet strawberry flavour at a lower dose, our Sourz Strawberry Mango THC Gummies UK delivers 10mg THC per piece.
For a beginner-friendly low-dose option, our Sourz Tropical Party Pack THC Gummies UK delivers just 1mg THC per gummy.
How to Store Your Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry 500mg UK
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and heat. Keep sealed between uses. Keep out of reach of children and pets at all times.
Where to Buy Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry 500mg UK
Available exclusively through our store with discreet, tracked UK delivery.
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FAQ — Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry 500mg UK
What are the Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry 500mg UK?
The best tasting, medicated, and stoniest gummies you’ll ever eat — made with 99.98% solvent-free THC distillate, each package delivers 500mg THC across 5 gummies, 100mg per gummy. Rich sweet strawberry — the best at masking the THC taste with a burst of fruity sweetness. Extra cannabis ingredients for extra pain relief strength. First sour, then sweet — then you’re stoned.
How much THC is in each Stoner Patch Dummy Strawberry?
100mg THC per gummy — 500mg total across 5 gummies per pack. Made with 99.98% solvent-free THC distillate.
What does Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry taste like?
Rich, fruity, and naturally sweet strawberry — stood out in taste tests as the best at masking the THC taste with a burst of fruity sweetness. So yummy tasting and the perfect chill out treat.
How does Strawberry compare to the other Stoner Patch flavours?
Strawberry is the best tasting and most therapeutically focused — extra cannabis ingredients for extra pain relief strength, 99.98% solvent-free THC distillate. Grape delivers euphoric creative effects. Cherry delivers deep relaxation and mood boost. Blueberry delivers a well-balanced mellow chill. Strawberry is the strongest and most medically focused.
How long do Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry take to kick in?
Onset time is usually 30-90 minutes — wait 90 minutes for full effect before deciding to increase the dosage. Long-lasting medical effect that sustains for several hours.
Are Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry suitable for beginners?
No — at 100mg THC per gummy, for experienced users only. First-time users start with half of one candy and wait 90 minutes. Beginners should start with our Sourz Tropical Party Pack THC Gummies UK at 1mg per gummy.
Where can I buy Stoner Patch Dummies Strawberry in the UK?
Available exclusively through our store at thcgummieshop.co.uk with discreet, tracked UK delivery.




Grace –
effects were smooth and long-lasting.
Elliot –
Amazing flavor with the perfect balance. One of the best gummies I’ve tried.